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Shaynale sends an Excel spreadsheet which determines your ideal job based on your name.
Here's how I did:
- Josh = Vibrator Tester
- Joshua = Clown
- Yuter = Rabbit Slayer
- Josh Yuter = Computer Nerd
- Joshua Yuter = Cowboy
- Rabbi Josh Yuter = Mad Scientist
- Rabbi Joshua Yuter = Village Idiot
I'd say this counts as conclusive scientific proof.
Jonathan Jacobs comes out as God.
Beat that.
I admit it's impressive, but as far as I know, that "ideal job" of yours has already been filled for some time and I don't anticipate any layoffs in the near future.
I will also add that "God" returns "Professional Tramp"
How about this: Sam Reinman = Satan!
God and Satan in the same apartment - no wonder it's such a mess!!
See the power of Gnumeric!
http://yucs.org/~spotter/IdealJob.xls
You seem to have missed one:
Rabbi Yuter = Lumberjack
Meredith Fawn Scheck: Porn Star
Miriam Fayga Scheck: Movie Star
One wonders what movies the latter is in refernece to . . . perhaps a role in the next Agent Emes flick?
William Berger= God
Zev Berger= Satan
:)
Shosh = Internet Hacker
Shoshana = Evil Boss
both somewhat amusing... but the best is the result I got with my full English name... "Spinster with Cats"
Mighty Mordy = Superhero
I never knew writing an open letter is superhero shtick!
I want to know my future job